N. A. O. M. I.
Covered head to toe in Desitin diaper rash cream, which is water repellent by the way. And this happened twice in one day. TWICE!
Eyeliner colored all over her face. Expensive, waterproof eyeliner.
Pulling all her clothes off the hangers in her closet.
Pennies in the disc drive of my lap top.
Pennies in the DVD player in the van.
Eating the last 8 doses of Rowen's acid reflux medication. Impossible to find anywhere, going to cost me a fortune to replace. Have to go the weekend without it. I'm still furious about this one. So mad I can't even write about it in full sentences.
Messiest eater EVER. You always know where Naomi sat at our table because it looks like a food grenade exploded there.
Asks several times a day "mom, can we say crap?" "oh my gosh, is that ok to say mom, oh my gosh?" "we don't say damn, right mom"
New favorite habit, getting things stuck in her hair, that have NO business being anywhere near her head to begin with. Like the automatic geo trax cars, her hair all wound up in the wheels.
Everything in her mouth. STILL. STILL??? When will it end? Pennies, paper, wrappers, orange peels, bottle caps, small toys.
So sweet Naomi, you are quite the handful. I can't wait to tell you all about the hell you raised at this age someday when you are older. And I might make you pay for my botox, because I think all these early wrinkles are thanks to you.
5 comments:
Naughty girl, cute...but naughty.
She could possibly give Tanner's famous escapades some competition - but she does look so sorry in that picture :)
its a good thing she's so damn cute. oops. we don't say damn. right? oh my gosh, we don't say damn.
Oh my.. I laughed till I got to the part where she STILL puts everything in her mouth then I freaked. My boys put e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g in their mouth and its exhausting. I couldn't imagine them still doing this at Naomi's age. I think we are being taught patience in a mean way :)
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